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US Congressman Injured
Congressman Doug Westin (NH-1) has reportedly been hospitalized in Manchester, NH. His staff reported no comment.

Sources inside the hospital report that the Congressman will undergo knee surgery tomorrow from an accident at home.

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VP Hospitalized
NEWSBEAT

The Vice President was taken from the White House yesterday to Bethesda Medical Center via ambulance. There have been no official statements.

Inside sources report that the Vice President underwent surgery this morning.

The President was reported to have been at Bethesda this morning.

More news as it becomes available.

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Ann Bartlet - Raped!!!
Rape charges were filed by Ann Bartlet-Sanders in Washington, DC against her husband's apartment superintendent. No other details are known at this time. She was last seen at the Harvard football game in Cambridge, MA with her son, husband, and father, Congressman Doug Westin of New Hampshire.
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Photographer Weekly
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Photographer Weekly
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Photographer Weekly
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Photographer Weekly - An Early Look At Next Week
August 26 )
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Photographer Weekly
August 19 )
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Photographer Weekly
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Photographer Weekly
July 15 )
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Photographer Weekly
July 9 )
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Voicemail to Annie Sanders
[voicemail]

Yes, this is Edith Jones. I was calling for Ann Westin. Your aunt, Meredith Westin, well, I found her today when I went to pick her up for prayer group. She tripped. I called an ambulance. She's in the Catholic Medical Center. She broke her hip.

She asked that we not call you.

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Lucky.
After pictures of a scantily clad Annie Bartlet were released on the online edition of Photographer Weekly, it had us at Lucky scratching our heads. We’ve seen pictures of new mom Annie Bartlet (now Sanders) before, even pictures of her taken by professional photographers, but we’ve never seen her this hot (or blond or naked) before. We chose to contact the beauty and ask her some questions after we were able to get her phone number...

Lucky: Thank you for agreeing to speak with us!
Annie Bartlet: Oh the pleasure is all mine, trust me. I like talking to people who want to actually find out a whole story instead of just assuming what they please and throwing it into a magazine. So thank you.

L: We’ve seen the pictures, you look great!
AB: Thanks! It was a lot of hard work, but using Jay (her new baby with husband James Sanders) as a weight really seemed to do the trick. [laughing]

L: What was your regimen?
AB: Well, there was a lot of weight lifting, a lot of bike riding, and a lot of swimming. It was really nice being home to do it all.

L: How is motherhood?
AB: It’s awesome. I just- I can’t say enough about it. He grows more and more every day and changes at the same rate. It’s almost hard to believe I had him almost four months ago. I love him more than life itself.

L: Would you like any more?
AB: Absolutely, but not any time soon. I’d like to enjoy Jay and let him get a little older before we go ahead and have another one. I’d love a big family even though I don’t have one myself, neither does Jamie, but whatever. I’d love a whole bunch of kids.

L: So, back to the photo shoot, what made you do it?
AB: Actually there’s going to be a few of them over the next few months and they’re going to show how photographers can take such drastically different pictures of the same subject. This one was really fun and hopefully the next ones will be as well. I love dressing up and I love photography, so this was an orgasm on a plate to me.

L: Or lack of dress.
AB: Yeah, I knew you were going to bring that up. [laughing] I was very comfortable with the whole thing. It wasn’t me being naked, it was art. My husband liked it a lot, and I have to say I did too. I’m friends with Bryan [Adams] so it was really neat. This particular shoot will be shown over the month of July. Different pictures each time with the same photographer, but they were all taken at the same time.

L: Do you like the blond hair?
AB: It’s something different.

L: Very different.
AB: Hair color can be changed like moods. If I don’t like it tomorrow, I can change it back to how it was or to a different color all together. I can do anything I want with it. This was something different and so far I’ve had a great time with the color.

L: Thank you for talking with us.
AB: You’re very welcome. Please, don’t hesitate to call anytime.

And with that it was over. The chance of a lifetime was finished and we felt satisfied with our performance. We did however decide not to ask about her relationship with Staci Chapman given the recentness of it. We’ll surely ask another time.

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Photographer Weekly
July 2 )
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Grieving girlfriend
The funeral of Stephanie "Staci" Chapman was held last week. Although no one would comment, both Mr. and Mrs. Jamie Sanders were at the funeral. It would seem that her one-time girlfriend and love interest was still close to Mrs. Sanders's heart.

Neither family would comment on Annie Bartlet-Westin Sanders or Staci Chapman's current relationship.

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[from Lefty ]

DC Bebop

Vice-President Leo McGarry and his wife, Annabeth, are pleased to annouce they are expecting their first child together. VP McGarry has a child from a previous marriage. This comes as a shock to Lefty as we earlier discovered Mallory Camron, 35, was expecting twins. The VP's newest edition is due in October, while his twin grandchildren are due this July.

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In The Sun this morning
Vice President Leo McGarry "is an animal in bed," says his wife, Second Lady Annabeth McGarry. While out on a shopping expedition with a close friend, Mrs. McGarry spoke freely of intimate details between she and the Vice President, even going as far as to commenting on the size of his manhood, "He’s absolutely huge." "She talks about bedroom things all the time," Says close personal friend, Kate Cooper, "I honestly don’t want to hear it, but she insists on telling me everything." During the shopping trip, it was also revealed that the McGarry’s are also trying to conceive a baby, but have yet to accomplish the feat. Best of luck to them in their attempt to do so.
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In a recent interview with McGarry grandson, William ‘Billy’ Camron, it was revealed that the Vice President candidate often sleeps with young boys. “We sleep together and we have fun,” said 10-year-old Billy Camron. As our records show us, this is a common practice with the former alcoholic and Chief of Staff to President Josiah Bartlet. Hotel records reveal that the boy and Mr. McGarry are listed as sleeping in the same room, alone.

Child molestation is a rather large problem with government officials and it goes relatively unnoticed because superiors take preventative measures as to not letting the public find out. No investigation has been initiated for Leo McGarry. It is important to note that this child is the adopted son of Mallory and Mark Camron, not their biological child. The adoption was expedited, probably at the behest of Mr. McGarry, far faster than any other normal adoption. The first contact between this child and Mrs. Camron occurred when she was the teacher of this child with a history of behavioral problems. "Perhaps selecting an already troubled child would prevent any belief in his accusations," said one leading child behavioral expert.

“I really wouldn’t doubt it if the public were to find out that Leo McGarry was drinking again to begin with. He isn’t a very trustworthy person and he was barely there for his daughter, as she was growing up, for her to currently be an appropriate judge of character for the man is preposterous. That family hides many of their secrets. It wouldn’t surprise me if incest was a common practice with them,” Says our source who has chosen to remain anonymous, “Some sort of action needs to be taken against these people before they start to pollute our coveted United States with this garbage.”

Also in the interview with Billy Camron, it was revealed that Mallory Camron, Billy’s mother and Leo McGarry’s Daughter, is expecting once again. Why so soon after the last child? “Maybe because there’s a possibility it isn’t her husband’s. They’ve been fighting so much recently,” says another source who has ties to Mallory Camron, “maybe she is pregnant with a child of incest. The math is correct in saying that she became pregnant around the time her father was staying over the house with the family. Who knows what could have really happened, but I really doubt that it’s Mark Camron’s baby.”

When a Santos/McGarry campaign worker with close ties to Leo McGarry was asked about the accusations, they replied with a no comment.
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Lucky
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Sources close to Ann Bartlet-Westin say she is now married and with child. Was this a forced marriage? She has obviously been gaining weight almost uncontrollably and now has been seen wearing a band on her finger. When asked about the topic, she replies with a prompt 'No Comment'. "She's been doing so great. She's really been taking care of herself and she's so happy, much happier than I've ever seen her," says the source who wishes to remain anonymous. Is this just another stunt being pulled by the couple or is this the real thing? "I think it's the real thing," said Lucky photo analysis expert Peter Stone, "Her abdomen is protruding from the perfect spot, her breasts are much fuller. There is no doubt in my mind that she is pregnant."

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Public speculation has no doubt been in full force, but there are many doubts. "I doubt she'd let herself get pregnant," says Molly Taou, "Wasn't she just seen with her ex-girlfriend not too long ago? She's a tramp, I doubt her boyfriend would take her back more or less knock her up and marry her." "Look, I can promise you that no matter what she is or what she does, she dives fully into it. If she's pregnant, she'll take great care of herself and her unborn baby. She'd be a great mother," says Ben Harris, childhood friend, "She's smart as hell and she won't let a pregnancy stop her from doing what she has always wanted to do." Whatever it is that's really going on, we wish the Sanders and their family that may be to come the best of luck. Watch for more news on this in Lucky.

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Boston's most loveable (newly married) resident has returned to the city. Annie Sanders (formally Bartlet-Westin) was seen dining in the very popular Lure with a friend and her agents.

Mrs. Sanders has gained quite a bit of weight. Shouts of "Lard Ass" and "Fatty" could be heard nearby from people across the street and even one man in the restaurant. The man was taken out of the equation as to not upset Annie by her agents, but she appeared not to be phased by the incident what so ever. After eating, she and her caravan proceeded to go shopping. Agents blocked Lefty photographers from entering the store, so there is really no idea of what she bought. We would assume though that it was in a bigger size than what she normally wore.

Is the weight conscious girl letting herself go? Whatever comes from this story, you heard it here first.

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